Funny Sms

Posted in Funny Sms at 8:30 am by

When i desire to fall in feel affection for with my books….
My bed falls in luv with me….
And I consider that luv the one who luv u…
Does ur feet never spoil ??
u r always wonder around my opinion all day long
arithmetic and Women r parallel
They equally are complex but……
Maths is better since it has Logic at slightest…
GF demand 4Ice Cream..
Santa purchasd it..
GF:Thank U
Santa:Only thank u
GF:u wnt kiss na??
Santa:chup kr hawes ki bhuki, Adhi Ice cream de.
Dunya me 5 muskil kam,
1.Hathi ko dhaka lagna
2.Machar ki malish krna
3.Chitti ko kiss krna
4.Ziraf ki gardan dabana
5.or ap logo se Like 0r c0ment ki umeed krna:-D


Funny Status Messages

Posted in Funny Status Messages at 7:22 am by

Has new boxing adornment and a spiteful anger, think your odds???
ust a small case of disposition toxic Must be incredible I hatred.
They angry us by totaling an ‘s’ to fast foodstuff
arithmetic and alcohol don’t combine. Please don’t swallow and force
I am second-hand but in high-quality state
Smile, it’s the next best object u can do with your lips.
Just when you believe you got the respond…someone change the query.


Funny New Year Status

Posted in Funny New Year Status at 5:20 am by

4 my new year’z rezolution I will start buying lotery ticketz at a luckier store..
Is actualy feelling prety okay abot not accomplishing anything thiz year.
4 my new year’z resolution I will never again take a sleping pil and a laxative on the same nite..
My New Yearz Resolution iz 2 break my New Yearz Resolutionz… Dat way I succed at something…
The 1st status on Facebuk in 2013: ‘Iz any1 alive?
I will not ring the stewardes button on airplanez just 2 get her phone number…
Grow oposable thumb break in2 pantry, decide 4 MYSELF how much foood iz too much.


Funny Jokes

Posted in Funny Jokes at 8:27 am by



Your mama is so fat when she put on a yellow dress they yellow taxi..
ur Mama Is so dumb she got out of the car and said she just got ran over……
PUNJABI told hiz Friend:

Yaar, ik Kurri mainu huss k wekhdi aey.”


Confirm kar le!! Huss k wekhdi aey… Ya wekh k husdi aey. :-)…
Ghost Juan, blind n deaf was playing running.
Ghost Juan said to deaf “come here!”deaf come.
The ghost ate him.
And finally the ghost said 2 blind “come here!
“but the blind don’t they went on boxing the ghost losez.


Funny Status Quotes

Posted in Funny Status Quotes at 8:43 am by

Luv iz a grave mental disease…:)
U never realize what have till itz gone…Toilet paper is a gud example of thiz.
I want individual socks 4 each toe.

That awkward moment when itz dark n u think there iz another step so u hulk stomp the flooor.
I prety much spend all day, every day, just luking forward 2 going back 2 sleep.


Funny Christmas Status

Posted in Funny Christmas Status at 12:49 am by

If any bill colectrz call u during thiz Holiday Season, just hang up on them.
Any1 who believez that men r the equal of women haz never seen a man trying 2 wrap a Xmas present.
Why doez Santa Claus go down the chimney on xmas Eve? Bcoz it sootz him.
is still trying 2 figure out what “police nabbed my dad” has 2 do wid xmas.

Christmas iz just like a day at the off? U do all the work and the fat guy wid the suit getz all the credit.


Funny Text Messages

Posted in Funny Text Messages at 8:45 am by

Doc 2 Patient :
The check which u gave me haz returnd back.

Patient 2 Doc:The head-ache 4 which
u gave me medicine haz also returne back.
If u r stresed, u’ll get pimplez..
if u cry,u’ll get wrinklez..
So, y don’t u smile n get dimplez?
At A Church don’t Leave Ur,
Purse, Watch, Handbag,
Mobile n Ur Girlfriend,

Bcoz Others May Think It’z An Answer 2 Their Prayerz..
Can we do romance in the evening 2day?
I’m in a gud moood,
Just a little bit of kising and biting,
reply me sooon,
urz luvingly,

Marriage is like a public toilet,

Thoze waiting outside r desperate 2 get in,
Thoze inside r desperate 2 cum out.


Funny Facebook Status

Posted in Funny Facebook Status at 7:59 am by

I uzed 2 belive in thingz like Fate and Destiny.then I realized those r just stripper namez
A load of bookz just fell on my head, I’ve only got my shelf 2 blame.

wanted 2 kill the sexiest person alive…But suicide’z a crime.
I speak my mind. I nvr mind what I speak.
I think my iPhone iz broken. I presed the home buton and i’m still at schoool.


Funny Birthday Status

Posted in Funny Birthday Status at 6:18 am by

I want to fix my wedding date on my birthday 2 punish myself.

Believe it or not but I am sending u a King Kong on ur birthday.

sayz Happy Birthday 2 all those ladiez that their men forgot about bcoz it fallz on Super Bowl Sunday thiz year.


I luv 2 grow older. It saves me a fortune on shampooo! Happy birthday 2 me

When I waz born I was so surprized, I didn’t talk 4 a year and a half.


Funny Messages

Posted in Funny Messages at 7:41 am by

A successful man iz 1,
who makez more money,
than hiz wife can spend,
A successful woman is 1,,
who can find such a man….
A man waz dying of cancer,,
Hiz son asked him,,
dad why do you keep on telling,,
everyone that ur dying of aidz,,
He replied,,
So that when i die no 1 will touch ur mom…
l: Sory, I luv someone else,,
Boy: No Problem,,
I am going 2 tell thiz 2 ur Mom,,
And then he runs towardz her home,,
Girl(In tension): O stop bastard,,
I luv u 2..


Face ur problems don’t Facebook them,
Treat ur issues don’t Tweet them,
Your social network may be online,
but ur troublez don’t have 2 be….
Sorry 4 distrubing u at thiz time,,
if u are free now,
if u in good mood now,
if u have no work,
then please delete thiz message…


Most interezting line writen,
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
Excuse me,
My face is above………..


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