Funny Birthday Status

I want to fix my wedding date on my birthday 2 punish myself.
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Believe it or not but I am sending u a King Kong on ur birthday.
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sayz Happy Birthday 2 all those ladiez that their men forgot about bcoz it fallz on Super Bowl Sunday thiz year.


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I luv 2 grow older. It saves me a fortune on shampooo! Happy birthday 2 me
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When I waz born I was so surprized, I didn’t talk 4 a year and a half.