Funny Status Messages

Has new boxing adornment and a spiteful anger, think your odds???
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ust a small case of disposition toxic Must be incredible I hatred.
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They angry us by totaling an ‘s’ to fast foodstuff
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arithmetic and alcohol don’t combine. Please don’t swallow and force
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I am second-hand but in high-quality state

Short Funny Quotes
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Smile, it’s the next best object u can do with your lips.
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Just when you believe you got the respond…someone change the query.