Funny Love Quotes

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  • The world is a scary place but somehow in your arms, it doesn`t feel so bad.
  • Being single doesn`t mean you know nothing about love. Sometimes, its wiser to be alone than with the wrong person.
  • I can never let me heart break if it beats for you. I can never let my smile fade if it smiles for you. I can never let my love end if its for YOU.
  • If you miss somebody this means he’s already close to you no matter how long you know each other.
  • “My brother is gay and my parents don’t care, as long as he marries a doctor.”
  • Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.
  • Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
  • A touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.
  • Love is like war, easy to begin but hard to end.
  • Gravitation can’t be held responsible for people falling in love.
  • Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
  • A kiss without a mustache is like an egg without salt.
  • I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day.  I haven’t had time for tobacco since.
  • Love  and eggs are best when they are fresh. Funny love quotes
  • You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.
  • People say that you can’t live without love … But I think oxygen is more important.
  • Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
  • Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?